Well, Water Bottle #9 has arrived and as I suspected, Barbara tried to throw me away but guess what saved me? It was Arin. He saw me in the trash and pulled me out. When Barbara saw me sitting on the counter, she knew exactly what had happened. She had personified me and Arin has embraced me as a brother.
Update: Dang it all, Barbara threw me away when Arin was not looking. Down the garbage chute I went along with a coconut that Barbara had finished drinking. At least I had a lot of fun riding along with my coconut friend. I don't know if you have ever heard a coconut bouncing off the walls of a metal garbage chute for 16 stories, but what a racket we made!
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