Twice today water bottle #12 almost met its demise

Scare #1
OH, man, I almost bit the dust today.  The local Vietnamese guy who was hosting the pool feast, all of a sudden grabbed me when Barbara wasn't looking.  She saw him holding me, and after he put me down, thinking that the host had drunken from me, Barbara did not even touch me.  I knew it was curtains for me and la ti da would get her chance but luckily he picked me up again and Barbara saw that he was only using me to demonstrate some point he was making.  I think she is still somewhat suspicious but I know that she does not want to use La Ti Da because she is 16 oz and cumbersome to haul around.
Scare #2
Barbara stuck me in the freezer and then forgot where I was.  When it was time to brush her teeth, because one can not drink the water here, she searched for me.  She couldn't find me and was about to grab La Ti Da from the shelf when all of a sudden she recalled my placement.  I think she is still suspicious of The Host and will probably trash me when she comes across another normal sized bottle.